Foolishness since 2007

Foolishness since 2007
Foolishness since 2007

Monday, December 11, 2017

Sexier Than Guess Her Muff - Redux

I did not have a post for today. So I thought I would have a little fun by misleading folks looking for muff pictures.

A post that gets more views than it deserves is a 2013 post titled Sexier Than Guess Her Muff. People Google 'Guess Her Muff' and wind up on a post which has no muffs. 😇😇  

Here's your muff for today.



The second most popular post this month has been about men being spanked by their Mother-In-Laws. It just popped to the top of the charts last week.

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Sex Slaves


A reader sent me this interesting link about slavery in general.

10 Lesser-known Facts about Slavery


I have said that Islam was founded on thievery and slavery. Have you any doubts of that an afternoon with the Koran will bring you around to my way of thinking. [Don't read explanations of what the Koran is supposed to say. Read the source] 

Sanctioned slavery is still practiced. Recall the school girls captured in Nigeria by Boko Haram a few years back? And the Yazidi women and girls who were taken captive, raped, sold and raped again and again. Both of these incidents got mainstream press.

How about boys as sex slaves? 

A "religion" that allows sexual slavery has no place in the western world.

The Taliban are using child sex slaves to mount crippling insider attacks on police in southern Afghanistan, exploiting the pervasive practice of "bacha bazi" -- pedophilic boy play -- to infiltrate security ranks.

The ancient custom is prevalent across Afghanistan, but nowhere does it seem as entrenched as in the province of Uruzgan, where "bacha bereesh" -- or boys without beards -- widely become objects of lustful attraction for powerful police commanders.

The Taliban over nearly two years have used them to mount a wave of Trojan Horse attacks -- at least six between January and April alone -- that have killed hundreds of policemen, according to security and judicial officials in the province.

"The Taliban are sending boys -- beautiful boys, handsome boys -- to penetrate checkpoints and kill, drug and poison policemen," said Ghulam Sakhi Rogh Lewanai, who was Uruzgan's police chief until he was removed in a security reshuffle in April amid worsening violence.

The insurgents are using boys as honey traps, said 21-year-old Matiullah, a policeman who was the only survivor of an insider attack in Dehrawud district in spring last year.

He said the attacker was the checkpoint commander's own sex slave, a teenager called Zabihullah. Late one night, he went on a shooting spree, killing seven policemen including the commander as they slept.

Horrifying abuse at checkpoints makes the boys, many unpaid and unregistered, hungry for revenge and easy prey for Taliban recruitment -- often because there is no other escape from exploitative commanders.

"To restore security in Uruzgan, we will first have to separate policemen from their bachas," one of the judges said.

"But if they are told to reform their ways, a common reply is: 'If you force me to abandon my boy lover, I will also abandon the checkpoint'. The Taliban are not blind to notice that this addiction is worse than opium."

- 'Male rape' -

Bacha bazi, which the US State Department has called a "culturally sanctioned form of male rape", peels away the masculine identity of boys in a society where the sexes are tightly segregated.

In conservative areas women are mostly invisible in public -- and often unattainable due to steep bride prices. Bachas supplant the role of women, adopting a feminine gait and sometimes wearing makeup and bells on their feet.

Many in Uruzgan see bacha bazi neither as pedophilia nor homosexuality, which is forbidden in Islam. If social norms had a pecking order, violating boys would be seen as far more ethical than violating women.

"Bacha bazi is pervasive sexual slavery of children, seen widely as a cultural practice and not a crime.” 

"Since it is mostly practiced by those in positions of power -- warlords, commanders, politicians -- it is hard to stamp out. It appears sustained partly by the fact that access to women is limited."

Insider attacks by child slaves have also been reported in recent years from neighboring Helmand and Kandahar provinces, where bacha bazi is prevalent.

But the tactic appears more deep-rooted in Uruzgan, where the boys are widely flaunted as a totem of affluence, with some officials openly displaying cellphone images of their "handsome bachas".

With a touch of kohl on his eyes, and bleached blond curly hair poking out of his embroidered hat, the boy sat in a corner of the checkpoint surrounded by opium farms, quietly refilling tea glasses for Naqibullah's guests.



Thursday, December 7, 2017

Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza

Why mess around with little cookies, when you can have a huge slice of gooey triple chocolate cake.

BLACK RUSSIAN BUNDT CAKE

Triple chocolate - what could be wrong with this?

1 Duncan Hines Yellow Cake Mix (or Chocolate, or Fudge)
1 5.9 oz. Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
4 eggs
3/4 c. water
1/4 c. Kahlua
1/4 c. Vodka
1 c. cooking oil
2 rounded TBs Cocoa
1/2 c. sugar

Heat oven to 350 degrees.
Mix all ingredients together.
Beat about 2 minutes at medium speed or until batter is smooth.
Pour into a large Bundt cake pan that has been greased (I use butter).
Bake @ 350 for 55-60 minutes.
Cool 10 minutes in pan.
Pour glaze over cake.

Glaze
Mix the following in a cup with a pouring spout.
1/2 c. powdered sugar
2 rounded TBs cocoa
1/4 c. Kahlua

I have cut the Vodka used in the cake in half in the last few years as my taste has changed. 

It does not keep fresh long, so either have friends or an appetite.

No wine known to us goes well with it. So get sloshed first.

2017 Online Cookie Exchange Participants

selkie (recipe here)

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Spanked



 Bacall and I have been spanked in the same room, but never side-by-side.


Yeah, the wood stings through jeans


Monday, December 4, 2017

How Much Anonymity Do You Need?


I notice that in amateur spanking (and porn) pictures and clips, the woman's face is often shown. While a man's is usually hidden. In one picture the guy is wearing a ski mask. This seems to be the rule in amateur porn. There are numerous spanking blogs by women, but very few by men. [I am talking about blogs with words, not Tumblr sites] Women more frequently comment on spanking blogs than men and nearly always with a web persona, while men comment anonymously.

What do you think causes the disparity? Why do men feel the need to hide, while women can appear to be more open and still remain anonymous?

Our kinky email address, mybottomburns at gmail dot com, provides all the anonymity we need. No one will discover real names, home address, etc by corresponding with anyone using a Gmail address. It is just not possible.

You can maintain your anonymity posting comments with a Google, Wordpress, etc web persona identity.

I probably will not convert skeptics with this post. So be it. I tried.


Can You Trace an Email Address?
Yes and No. Depends on many factors. But, Gmail will ONLY trace back to Google IP addresses. 

Sometimes the initiating IP can be located and can be looked up to determine from where the message was sent. In the case of residentail use, the IP address location information DOES NOT contain your street name, house number, or phone number. The trace will most likely determine the city and the ISP the sender used. Beyond that, you would need a court order.

Location is even more difficult to trace from an email sent using a hot spot from a cell phone. 




Saturday, December 2, 2017

As Dictator

What Could Cause Mass Sexual Harassment?

Women may not be guilt free in all this. I am not referring to the usual BS about dressing to entice men, etc. No, something more obscure. 

First - The parade of women coming forward to accuse men of sexual harassment and worse is getting longer. Some men are cracked. They weren’t raised by actual wolves but something definitely went haywire somewhere. They see females as prey. I don't it's about sex, but about demonstrating power.


And the women are acting like prey. What happened to yelling STOP, a knee to the groin or the more effective punch or chop to the throat?

I realize that's a Catch 22 deal when the man has power over the woman's paycheck, but sometimes you have to take him on to protect others and your own dignity.

Second - Could women supporting guys like Weinstein and Anthony Weiner be part of the problem?


Culture says women touching male breasts is OK. I grew up with that. 

Third - Is porn contributing to the problem or is it just an indicator of lower morals? Dick pics seem ubiquitous as do spread vulva's. 

Female genital display is nothing new. European churches have them.
Sheela Na Gig

Fourth - Is it that too many men feel the rules no longer apply? Over a third of Americans feel that violence is acceptable to advance their chosen agenda.
 To wit Attifa. People on vacation tend to ignore the rules, as do many on Halloween.

Baywatch star Pamela Anderson had a bit of a hot take yesterday when she suggested that the women who were sexually abused by Harvey Weinstein might not have been victimized if they were just more careful with him.
Anderson spoke on Thursday, where she talked about the sexual abuse she had to overcome as a child. She went on to say that various figures made unscrupulous propositions to her when she first arrived in Hollywood, and it only took common sense to avoid getting involved in complicated situations.
“Don’t go into a hotel room alone. If someone answers the door in a bathrobe, leave,” said Anderson. “It was common knowledge that certain producers or certain people in Hollywood are people to avoid, privately. You know what you’re getting into if you’re going into a hotel room alone.”
When asked to talk about her previous interactions with Weinstein, Anderson said the mogul came off as “very intimidating” while working together in the past. She went on to say she was not surprised when Weinstein’s sex misconduct came to light since it was “common knowledge” for her.

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As your Dictator

I don’t think we can get the country back on track without drastic action. The liberals have been screwing things up since TDR. So here is my plan. 

Day One:

Shut down all of the alphabet agencies. If any prove to be actually needed, we can open the doors again.

No federal taxes will be collected to fund state or local projects. Those projects deemed necessary can be done by the local governments. Need a bridge, pay for it locally. No more of the nonsense of sending money to DC and writing a grant to get it back. That allows for too much mischief.

The only federal tax shall be a percentage of current individual income. There will be no corporate, cap gains, dividend, death, excise, duties, etc. Everyone will know how much they pay. Everyone will know how much everyone else pays.

Public pensions shall be in line with private pensions for both payout and years of service. Military pensions will be comparable to all federal pensions.

The VA will be closed. All care will be done by private providers. The VA is nothing but a bureaucracy with a lot of incompetents waiting on their pensions.

Pensions will be provided to service personnel injured in combat, without respect to years of service.

Public unions are banned. Top public union leaders will be exiled to Kyrgyzstan.

No private union can mandate membership/dues as a employment condition.

Give the UN one month to pack and get out of the country. No more funding.

End funding to the IMF and the World Bank.

No impediments to free trade.

Term limits on all federal elective offices - 12 years max.

Day Two:

Robo dial phone numbers in every district. The first one to answer and presses '1' to indicate they will serve will be the congressperson. A new start. That's got to be better than what we have now.

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Does Not Compute:


A math education professor at the University of Illinois says the ability to solve geometry and algebra problems and teaching such subjects perpetuates so-called white privilege.
Rochelle Gutierrez laid out her views on the subject in an article for a newly published anthology for math educators titled, “Building Support for Scholarly Practices in Mathematics Methods.”
“School mathematics curricula emphasizing terms like Pythagorean Theorem and pi perpetuate a perception that mathematics was largely developed by Greeks and other Europeans," she says, according to Campus Reform.

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Friday, December 1, 2017

LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP

We are old school. Your sex is the one that every cell in your body has. You can be attracted to the same or the opposite sex, but your own sex never changes.

Gather 'round children! The Canadian Elementary Teachers Federation of Ontario has some super interesting new information for you! First, we're going to learn a new acronym. Can you say, "LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP?" Let's try it to the tune of "Old MacDonald!" Everyone sing along! Next, we'll learn what these letters mean. Are you ready?

L — Lesbian (everyone knows what this is, right?)

G — Gay (and I'm sure I don't need to explain this to you smarties!)

G — Genderqueer Now this one is new. So let's make sure we all understand what this means. "Genderqueer; denoting or relating to a person who does not subscribe to conventional gender distinctions but identifies with neither, both, or a combination of male and female genders." That's easy, isn't it, kids? Basically, this is a person who has no idea who or what xey are, okay?

B — Bisexual (That's self-explanatory, isn't it?)

D — Demisexual Oh boy! Another new one! Let's get out the ever-expanding queer dictionary to figure it out! "A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone." This used to be known as monogamous love. But now we throw the word "sexual" on it to make it attractive to the kids. Got it?

T — Transgender (You all know all about this one! These are boys or girls who dress up like the opposite sex and want everyone to pretend not to notice!)

T — Transexual (You are familiar with these people too! Same as above, only they've gone through irreversible surgery to remove healthy body parts because feelings. Let them in your bathroom. Everything is fine.)

T — Two-Spirit Oh my goodness! How exciting! It's another category no one on earth has ever heard of! This one is complicated, dear ones. For sure you have to be a Native American. And smoking a lot of peyote could only help to understand what the heck a two-spirit is. It appears to be a third gender not yet discovered by science and only found in the Native American community by gender studies majors who take adventure vacations and hang out in sweat lodges.

I — Intersex (This is that very rare condition that we used to call hermaphrodite, where a child is born with both sex organs of male and female. It is very rare, as in, hardly ever happens. It is a birth defect.)

Q — Queer Just when you thought you couldn't use the word "queer" because it's an insult, think again! It's back! Queer is an umbrella term designed to describe all people who aren't normies. I think. It's hard to tell. These things do change on an almost daily basis.

Q — Questioning is a term used for people who are still deciding where they are going to fall on this list. It seems contradictory to the "born that way" theory—to have a bunch of people still questioning their sexuality—but the LGBTQWTF brigade says it's fine, so rest assured, there's nothing to question about questioning.

A — Asexual people have no interest in sex. This also used to be known as people who are married with kids. See the classic TV show "Married with Children" for an example.

A — Allies are people who virtue signal constantly on Twitter about supporting their LGBTQWTF friends and family. These people aren't gay, queer, or even questioning! They're simply shielding themselves from the gaystappo squads who come around looking for people who aren't properly broadcasting their approval of the queer agenda. Be an ally, children... if you know what's good for you!

P — Pansexual is just a more confusing way to say bisexual. There really is no difference, only we pretend there is so we can use a word that reminds us of Greek mythology and it sounds more interesting than bisexual, which is so last decade.

P — Polyamorous people are basically leftover hippies who miss communes. Or hardcore Mormons. Either way, they are people who like to have more than one partner, sometimes at the same time.

Now that we've finished our lesson for today, children, it's time for questions! What's that? Why are there no furries on the list?